in this time of night..
you feel empty..
you feel sad
you feel lonely and mad
saying your ok but your not.
23 May 2007
amidst all
amidst the laughter.. tears.
amidst the joy........sadness
amidst the happines.. emptiness
amidst the light..... loneliness
amidst all.. does not make sense
amidst the joy........sadness
amidst the happines.. emptiness
amidst the light..... loneliness
amidst all.. does not make sense
02 May 2007
sa pagbabalik!
Hinde pera, Hinde layaw, Hinde luho, Hinde ipon, Hinde negosyo kaya ako babalik ng Pilipinas......kung di mga tao, mga taong masarap kausap, kainuman at kakantahan. Kailan mo huling nagawang magsaya sa kanto, mag pahara-hara ng lasing sa kalsada? Magsimba na naiintindihan at ma-isasapuso mo ang sermon? o makinig sa pinaguusapan ng katabi mo MRT? kelan mo huling nagawa yun?
Parang ang sarap no?
Sa ibang bansa, kala mo masaya ka? kala mo malaya ka? kala mo lang yun! takot ka kaya! Gumawa ka nga lang ng isang bagay na kahit alam mong tama pero may pumansin sayo kakabahan ka na eh, yun ba ang masaya, yun ba ang malaya. Sa Pinas kahit mali ka na, ikaw pa ang galit diba ang saya, oo na mali nga yun, pero, yun ang malaya.
Bakit pag nasa park ng ibang bansa, parang kulang ang saya kahit napakaganda ng parks nila, kahit maraming pinoy kang kasama parang kulang pa din, pero sa pinas ilan lang kayong barkada, pag uwi nyo ng bahay ang daming kwentuhan ang daming kasayahan, bakit kaya? Gaya nga ng sabi ko nung una uuwi ako dahil sa Pinas dahils sa tao. Yun lang yun.
Hay ayoko na, baka umuwi na lang ako at magtanim na kamote, mag export dito sa Singapore ng kamote, wala naman silang taniman ng kamote dito eh. Ako ang magiging biggest importer ng sweet potatoes dito nyahahaha.
Parang ang sarap no?
Sa ibang bansa, kala mo masaya ka? kala mo malaya ka? kala mo lang yun! takot ka kaya! Gumawa ka nga lang ng isang bagay na kahit alam mong tama pero may pumansin sayo kakabahan ka na eh, yun ba ang masaya, yun ba ang malaya. Sa Pinas kahit mali ka na, ikaw pa ang galit diba ang saya, oo na mali nga yun, pero, yun ang malaya.
Bakit pag nasa park ng ibang bansa, parang kulang ang saya kahit napakaganda ng parks nila, kahit maraming pinoy kang kasama parang kulang pa din, pero sa pinas ilan lang kayong barkada, pag uwi nyo ng bahay ang daming kwentuhan ang daming kasayahan, bakit kaya? Gaya nga ng sabi ko nung una uuwi ako dahil sa Pinas dahils sa tao. Yun lang yun.
Hay ayoko na, baka umuwi na lang ako at magtanim na kamote, mag export dito sa Singapore ng kamote, wala naman silang taniman ng kamote dito eh. Ako ang magiging biggest importer ng sweet potatoes dito nyahahaha.
29 April 2007
mga pangarap sa buhay na tutuparin ni pichay! ngakk
Long term goal
1. to finish financing my home by dec 2008.
2. to build my future busines in tagaytay with my baby on or before 2009
3. to go home to my baby and settle for good in philippines by 2009.. malamang bday ng baby ko, if the lord permits.
4. have a family and have my own life shared with my baby.
5. to give my family a good life,
6. retire at age of 35.
1. to finish financing my home by dec 2008.
2. to build my future busines in tagaytay with my baby on or before 2009
3. to go home to my baby and settle for good in philippines by 2009.. malamang bday ng baby ko, if the lord permits.
4. have a family and have my own life shared with my baby.
5. to give my family a good life,
6. retire at age of 35.
im so tired
people says back then to me.. there will come a time you will get tired, you will will get pissed of with what is goind on around you..
i dont believe them but, im on that dillema right now.. hayy i know this too shall pass with the guidance up above!
12 April 2007
IT TAKES A SPECIAL PERSON TO BE AN AUDITOR
(It talks about the important work done by audit and the special people who do it. I've given it the title: It Takes a Special Person to be an Auditor. These are things required of an auditor that you will never see in a job
description.)
The job of an auditor is to evaluate, analyze, reach conclusions,and provide objective opinions. The job is like that of a doctor, assessing the health of the company, diagnosing illness, and prescribing a course to recovery. To do this, the auditor must possess special qualities:
An auditor is multi-skilled, understanding every part of the business, and closely aligned with business objectives.
An auditor has the ability to sift through minute detail, while keeping the big picture in mind.
The auditor faces difficult problems and often times difficult people,while maintaining the cool calmness that comes with experience and self-confidence.
The auditor is the shinning example of commitment, dedication, contribution, and hard work because everyone is watching to see if the auditor stumbles.
An auditor has thick skin, a controlled temper, natural curiosity, unforgiving tenacity and even a sense of humor.
Auditors maximize the synergy that comes from team effort, sharing their own knowledge and expertise for collective success, while maintaining their unique individualism.
The auditor's customer is . . . well, everyone.
An auditor is a lifetime student, always learning new technologies and continuously improving.
An auditor is able to build positive working relationships with those who may see them as a distraction earning, everyday, the trust and respect of wary and suspect minds.
Troubles are part of the job; it just goes with the territory. The auditor sees each problem as an opportunity, deflecting obstacles like a super hero deflects bullets.
An auditor is a quantitative analyst, critic, ethicist, economist, engineer, detective, change agent and above all the consummate professional.
When faced with a dilemma, the auditor resorts to clear thinking and level headed decision-making.
An auditor is an expert project manager, able to plan, organize, and execute complex projects ? on schedule, while juggling several other equally complex projects at the same time.
Auditors are not afraid to tackle unpleasant tasks. They ask the tough questions.
An auditor is an accomplished communicator, and an even better listener.
Waste, poor quality, inefficiency, and unmanaged risk are the enemies of every auditor.
Rewards, recognition, and even a simple "thank-you" can be few and far between. The auditor's job satisfaction comes from knowing the results of their work adds value and prevents bad things from happening.
The auditor always represents the best interests of the company and leadership, while encouraging excellence from each organization, and nurturing the best talents and effort from every individual.
An auditor does all this while being under appreciated, under informed, isolated and sometimes excluded.
The job of an auditor is special and not just anyone can do it. It is a profession filled with excitement and purpose; important work, that demands special people to carry it out. Yes, it takes a special person to be an auditor.
description.)
The job of an auditor is to evaluate, analyze, reach conclusions,and provide objective opinions. The job is like that of a doctor, assessing the health of the company, diagnosing illness, and prescribing a course to recovery. To do this, the auditor must possess special qualities:
An auditor is multi-skilled, understanding every part of the business, and closely aligned with business objectives.
An auditor has the ability to sift through minute detail, while keeping the big picture in mind.
The auditor faces difficult problems and often times difficult people,while maintaining the cool calmness that comes with experience and self-confidence.
The auditor is the shinning example of commitment, dedication, contribution, and hard work because everyone is watching to see if the auditor stumbles.
An auditor has thick skin, a controlled temper, natural curiosity, unforgiving tenacity and even a sense of humor.
Auditors maximize the synergy that comes from team effort, sharing their own knowledge and expertise for collective success, while maintaining their unique individualism.
The auditor's customer is . . . well, everyone.
An auditor is a lifetime student, always learning new technologies and continuously improving.
An auditor is able to build positive working relationships with those who may see them as a distraction earning, everyday, the trust and respect of wary and suspect minds.
Troubles are part of the job; it just goes with the territory. The auditor sees each problem as an opportunity, deflecting obstacles like a super hero deflects bullets.
An auditor is a quantitative analyst, critic, ethicist, economist, engineer, detective, change agent and above all the consummate professional.
When faced with a dilemma, the auditor resorts to clear thinking and level headed decision-making.
An auditor is an expert project manager, able to plan, organize, and execute complex projects ? on schedule, while juggling several other equally complex projects at the same time.
Auditors are not afraid to tackle unpleasant tasks. They ask the tough questions.
An auditor is an accomplished communicator, and an even better listener.
Waste, poor quality, inefficiency, and unmanaged risk are the enemies of every auditor.
Rewards, recognition, and even a simple "thank-you" can be few and far between. The auditor's job satisfaction comes from knowing the results of their work adds value and prevents bad things from happening.
The auditor always represents the best interests of the company and leadership, while encouraging excellence from each organization, and nurturing the best talents and effort from every individual.
An auditor does all this while being under appreciated, under informed, isolated and sometimes excluded.
The job of an auditor is special and not just anyone can do it. It is a profession filled with excitement and purpose; important work, that demands special people to carry it out. Yes, it takes a special person to be an auditor.
10 April 2007
5 LAWS OF LIFE YOU CAN DEPEND ON
1. This too shall pass.
Nothing stays the same. The only constant
in life is change. With every decision we make, we initiate
change. Even when we decide not to decide, life still goes on,
and changes still occur. When we are in a state of discomfort,
sadness, grief, or pain, we know that because life goes on,
change will bring us some kind of relief. And because even
comfort, happiness, and all good things also pass, we know
that we need to appreciate and cherish each precious, fleeting
moment.
2. Time heals.
The timepiece of life never stops. Neither does it
pause for those who celebrate, speed up for those who are
impatient, nor slow down for those who fear tomorrow. Time
ticks a regular rhythm that steadily brings new moments, new
days, and new seasons. As time pushes forward, we take new
steps, face new challenges, and create new opportunities.
And as life goes on, we are forced to move past our episodes
of disappointment, sorrow, or despair. More than anything
else, time heals not just broken bones but broken hearts as
well.
3. Ask and you shall receive.
People won't know what you want
unless you ask for it. Dreams and goals are just wishes until
you act on them, and acting on them often requires that you
ask for answers, for assistance, or for something tangible.
It takes a lot of courage to ask for help, but when you come
forward, only then will the world know what to give you. Just
ask and know that miracles can happen.
4. You can have anything, but not everything.
Life offers us infinite possibilities. With hard work, determination, and
perseverance, we can achieve anything. If we are willing to
pay the price and go the extra mile, we can have whatever
our hearts desire. But no matter how hard we try, we can't
have everything. Life is a balancing act of wins, losses, and
trade-offs...we gain some and we lose some.
5. What goes around comes around.
It's the universal law of nature: do to others what you want others to do to you,
because whatever you sow, you reap; whatever you give,
you get back ten-fold. It doesn't hurt to smile, or be kind,
or extend a helping hand. You never know when or how,
but every act of goodness always returns to the GIVER.
Give one today and receive ten tomorrow.
Nothing stays the same. The only constant
in life is change. With every decision we make, we initiate
change. Even when we decide not to decide, life still goes on,
and changes still occur. When we are in a state of discomfort,
sadness, grief, or pain, we know that because life goes on,
change will bring us some kind of relief. And because even
comfort, happiness, and all good things also pass, we know
that we need to appreciate and cherish each precious, fleeting
moment.
2. Time heals.
The timepiece of life never stops. Neither does it
pause for those who celebrate, speed up for those who are
impatient, nor slow down for those who fear tomorrow. Time
ticks a regular rhythm that steadily brings new moments, new
days, and new seasons. As time pushes forward, we take new
steps, face new challenges, and create new opportunities.
And as life goes on, we are forced to move past our episodes
of disappointment, sorrow, or despair. More than anything
else, time heals not just broken bones but broken hearts as
well.
3. Ask and you shall receive.
People won't know what you want
unless you ask for it. Dreams and goals are just wishes until
you act on them, and acting on them often requires that you
ask for answers, for assistance, or for something tangible.
It takes a lot of courage to ask for help, but when you come
forward, only then will the world know what to give you. Just
ask and know that miracles can happen.
4. You can have anything, but not everything.
Life offers us infinite possibilities. With hard work, determination, and
perseverance, we can achieve anything. If we are willing to
pay the price and go the extra mile, we can have whatever
our hearts desire. But no matter how hard we try, we can't
have everything. Life is a balancing act of wins, losses, and
trade-offs...we gain some and we lose some.
5. What goes around comes around.
It's the universal law of nature: do to others what you want others to do to you,
because whatever you sow, you reap; whatever you give,
you get back ten-fold. It doesn't hurt to smile, or be kind,
or extend a helping hand. You never know when or how,
but every act of goodness always returns to the GIVER.
Give one today and receive ten tomorrow.
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Auditor
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This man was on top of the world before he was audited.An auditor is a species of nomadic mammals who came to Earth from the planet Debitor in the 1960s. Auditors are paperivores and hunt in packs known as audit teams. Each audit team is part of a bigger tribe. There is much tribal rivalry and situations are subject to change as large tribes seek to exterminate one another, but at the time of going to press, the ruling tribe in the audit world was PWC (Pricks With Calculators). Competing tribes include KPMG (Killing Paper Machine Goblins), E&Y (Evil&Yams), and Deloitte & Touche (Dick Touchers).
An audit team typically changes its hunting ground every couple of weeks. Hunting grounds normally take the form of offices, but may also include factories, shops, schools and hyperspace. Any place of work is a potential source of nourishment to the paper-hungry auditor. All audit teams have a leader, who runs ahead of the pack in search of an audit trail. Should he find something suspicious, for example a file that has not been organised in alphabetical order, he will begin baying to attract the attention of the rest of the pack. Once the pack have a sniff of the scent, they are released upon the unsuspecting company, and tear around the offices of the internal accounts department, hunting out similar transgressions. When they find another offending item, they will let out a charecteristic whoop of delight, and fall upon the filing cabinet, tearing the paperwork to shreds with their bare teeth in their eagerness to devour it.
Audit packs have their own dens, known as home offices. The pack visits the office on average once a month, in order to refuel on stationery. Auditors can survive several days and nights without water, sex or sunlight but are liable to fall seriously ill if deprived of paper clips and yellow post-its. These, along with Tippex, are considered special delicacies. Tippex is particularly high in nutrients, and swallowing a small bottle of correction fluid before breakfast is widely believed to have beneficial effects on an auditor's digestive system.
Among laypeople there is a common perception that auditors and accountants are the same thing. Until 4 January 1972, this may or may not have been true. Before this time accountants and auditors had rested secure in the knowledge that debit was the side nearest the window. This is the first commandment of auditing, as given by Journalus Creditus and is believed by all auditors with a deep religious devotion. On this fateful day, however, Pricks with Calculators opened a brand spanking new den in the centre of London. Due to a tragic misunderstanding with the architect, a terrible mistake occurred; namely, that the building was constructed on a corner. The result was that the office now had windows on two walls. The accounting world was thrown into a dark and terrible confusion and a dreadful schism occurred. One group believed debit was the side nearest the window overlooking the high street, whilst the other could not be shaken from the conviction that it was the window overlooking the multistorey carpark. The matter was referred to an independent government committee, who eventually ruled that it was indeed the high street facing window. Those accountants who had believed in the multi-storey carpark were distraught and flew into a violent frenzy with much wailing and shredding of papers. They felt so embittered that they vowed never to perform any constructive book-keeping tasks again. Instead they swore to roam the earth in search of other people's book-keeping mistakes, in an attempt to dull the pain of their own unforgivable error. Initially they were content just to detail the errors in Audit Reports. The recession of the 1980s, however, meant times soon became lean and it was then that the custom of consuming erroneous paperwork was born.
Characteristics of Auditors
Whilst auditors come in both genders, males outnumber females in a ratio of 2:1. There is a good evolutional reason for this since the first thing a trainee auditor must master is the art of double-entry. It is customary for large tribes of auditors such as Pricks With Calculators to send their new recruits on month-long residential courses to practice this useful skill. For obvious reasons of practicality, only one female auditor is required for every two men.
In general, the best time to spot an auditor is during the so-called Audit Season which runs from January to April. Auditors with their distinctive pin-stripe plumage will be present in large numbers in all major offices, factories and places of work. If you think you have seen an auditor, approach with caution. Avoid making eye contact, as this may be viewed as antagonistic. Should the auditor begin to behave aggressively towards you, asking what proportion of your contingent liabilities you consider probable, the best advice is to shout "Enron!" and run very fast in the opposite direction. This will make the auditor in question shrivel up and die.
Auditors and Reproduction
Stocktaking is a strange version of foreplay perculiar to auditors. The audit pack will arrive at an industrial premises at 6am in the morning and demand to know how many widgets they have. The auditors will then spend many happy hours counting the widgets and comparing their results to the figures on the company stock system. The more unexpected discrepancies that they find, the more sexually aroused they become. If at the end of the day they conclude that the company has been overstating their widgets, they will spontaneously orgasm en masse and begin to practice their double-entry by way of celebration. It doesn’t have to be widgets, it could be grains of sand. So long as its something which there is absolutely no value in counting, it will do the trick.
Becoming an Auditor
In order to become an auditor, it is necessary to pass the initiation rites of the ICAEW. There is a common misconception amongst laypeople that these initials stand for the Institute of Chartered Accountants of England and Wales. In fact, they represent the Institute of Calculator Addicts and Excel Worshippers. Trainee auditors spend many years at auditing colleges, where they study diverse subjects including BF (Better Filing), BM (Being Miserable) and FR (Finding Romance). In order to become officially qualified it is necessary to achieve a high pass in BF and BM combined with a bad fail in FR.
If reading this article has made you feel you would like to become an auditor, you are advised to seek immediate psychiatric help.
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
This man was on top of the world before he was audited.An auditor is a species of nomadic mammals who came to Earth from the planet Debitor in the 1960s. Auditors are paperivores and hunt in packs known as audit teams. Each audit team is part of a bigger tribe. There is much tribal rivalry and situations are subject to change as large tribes seek to exterminate one another, but at the time of going to press, the ruling tribe in the audit world was PWC (Pricks With Calculators). Competing tribes include KPMG (Killing Paper Machine Goblins), E&Y (Evil&Yams), and Deloitte & Touche (Dick Touchers).
An audit team typically changes its hunting ground every couple of weeks. Hunting grounds normally take the form of offices, but may also include factories, shops, schools and hyperspace. Any place of work is a potential source of nourishment to the paper-hungry auditor. All audit teams have a leader, who runs ahead of the pack in search of an audit trail. Should he find something suspicious, for example a file that has not been organised in alphabetical order, he will begin baying to attract the attention of the rest of the pack. Once the pack have a sniff of the scent, they are released upon the unsuspecting company, and tear around the offices of the internal accounts department, hunting out similar transgressions. When they find another offending item, they will let out a charecteristic whoop of delight, and fall upon the filing cabinet, tearing the paperwork to shreds with their bare teeth in their eagerness to devour it.
Audit packs have their own dens, known as home offices. The pack visits the office on average once a month, in order to refuel on stationery. Auditors can survive several days and nights without water, sex or sunlight but are liable to fall seriously ill if deprived of paper clips and yellow post-its. These, along with Tippex, are considered special delicacies. Tippex is particularly high in nutrients, and swallowing a small bottle of correction fluid before breakfast is widely believed to have beneficial effects on an auditor's digestive system.
Among laypeople there is a common perception that auditors and accountants are the same thing. Until 4 January 1972, this may or may not have been true. Before this time accountants and auditors had rested secure in the knowledge that debit was the side nearest the window. This is the first commandment of auditing, as given by Journalus Creditus and is believed by all auditors with a deep religious devotion. On this fateful day, however, Pricks with Calculators opened a brand spanking new den in the centre of London. Due to a tragic misunderstanding with the architect, a terrible mistake occurred; namely, that the building was constructed on a corner. The result was that the office now had windows on two walls. The accounting world was thrown into a dark and terrible confusion and a dreadful schism occurred. One group believed debit was the side nearest the window overlooking the high street, whilst the other could not be shaken from the conviction that it was the window overlooking the multistorey carpark. The matter was referred to an independent government committee, who eventually ruled that it was indeed the high street facing window. Those accountants who had believed in the multi-storey carpark were distraught and flew into a violent frenzy with much wailing and shredding of papers. They felt so embittered that they vowed never to perform any constructive book-keeping tasks again. Instead they swore to roam the earth in search of other people's book-keeping mistakes, in an attempt to dull the pain of their own unforgivable error. Initially they were content just to detail the errors in Audit Reports. The recession of the 1980s, however, meant times soon became lean and it was then that the custom of consuming erroneous paperwork was born.
Characteristics of Auditors
Whilst auditors come in both genders, males outnumber females in a ratio of 2:1. There is a good evolutional reason for this since the first thing a trainee auditor must master is the art of double-entry. It is customary for large tribes of auditors such as Pricks With Calculators to send their new recruits on month-long residential courses to practice this useful skill. For obvious reasons of practicality, only one female auditor is required for every two men.
In general, the best time to spot an auditor is during the so-called Audit Season which runs from January to April. Auditors with their distinctive pin-stripe plumage will be present in large numbers in all major offices, factories and places of work. If you think you have seen an auditor, approach with caution. Avoid making eye contact, as this may be viewed as antagonistic. Should the auditor begin to behave aggressively towards you, asking what proportion of your contingent liabilities you consider probable, the best advice is to shout "Enron!" and run very fast in the opposite direction. This will make the auditor in question shrivel up and die.
Auditors and Reproduction
Stocktaking is a strange version of foreplay perculiar to auditors. The audit pack will arrive at an industrial premises at 6am in the morning and demand to know how many widgets they have. The auditors will then spend many happy hours counting the widgets and comparing their results to the figures on the company stock system. The more unexpected discrepancies that they find, the more sexually aroused they become. If at the end of the day they conclude that the company has been overstating their widgets, they will spontaneously orgasm en masse and begin to practice their double-entry by way of celebration. It doesn’t have to be widgets, it could be grains of sand. So long as its something which there is absolutely no value in counting, it will do the trick.
Becoming an Auditor
In order to become an auditor, it is necessary to pass the initiation rites of the ICAEW. There is a common misconception amongst laypeople that these initials stand for the Institute of Chartered Accountants of England and Wales. In fact, they represent the Institute of Calculator Addicts and Excel Worshippers. Trainee auditors spend many years at auditing colleges, where they study diverse subjects including BF (Better Filing), BM (Being Miserable) and FR (Finding Romance). In order to become officially qualified it is necessary to achieve a high pass in BF and BM combined with a bad fail in FR.
If reading this article has made you feel you would like to become an auditor, you are advised to seek immediate psychiatric help.
IAS 69 ::::Accounting for Girl Friends
Derecognition and Disclosure requirements need to be shown each year..
IAS - 69
IAS 69 ::::Accounting for Girl Friends
Objective:
The objective of IAS 69 is to prescribe the accounting treatment for Girl friends. The principal issues are the timing of recognition of a female friend as a girl friend, the no of days the relationship can be carried on and any write down in this romantic relationship. It also provides guidance on the methods to be employed to make GF.
Scope:
This IAS applies to all GF’s except those whose father, brother, ex-boyfriends or prospective boyfriends
-work in police, army, intelligence agencies or political organization or
-6+ feet tall, have muscular body and knows kung fu, judo or any other marshal art
Definitions:
The following terms are used in this Standard with the meanings specified:
LOVE is a serious mental disease, mostly found in old Indian movies, dramas and Urdu literature.
FLIRTING is the modern form of love, this disease came from Hollywood movies, new Indian movies, internet, mobile phones, and English literature.
MARRIAGE is a long term liability as a result of PAST events that is expected to be settled by increasing the population, decreasing the health and money.
GIRL FRIEND is a current asset as a result of past efforts that is probable to generate future dates, physical contact and gifts. If not properly handled may become long-term liability i.e. wife.
BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE is the present value of the future dates that a boyfriend expects to realize from continuing use of the GF over its useful life and from its disposal to his another friend at the end of the flirting term
FLIRTING TERM is the higher of the following:
-from your first conversation till the time the GF father catches you
-from the time of your first date till your GF get married with another person ,in which case she will become your ex-GF.
-from the time of your first date till you get married with your GF, afterward it will become a suffering term.
RECOGNITION
A girl shall be recognized as a girl friend if, and only if:
(a) it is probable that future physical benefits associated with the girlfriend will flow to the boyfriend and
(b) the expenditures to be incurred (eg in respect of gifts, cards etc ) can be measured reliably.
Female Cousins, younger sisters, and other female friends associated with the girlfriend should not be recognized. However, beautiful and bold ones should be declared in the flirting statement if and only if it is probable that they are expected to result in prospective girlfriends.
MEASUREMENT OF USEFUL LIFE OF GF
All the following factors shall be considered in determining the useful life of a GF:
(a) Expected “usage” of the girlfriend.
(b) Expected “physical” wear and tear, which depends on “operational” factors such as the number of “shifts” the GF is to be used.
(c) Technical or commercial obsolescence arising from changes in fashion or “service output” of the GF.
(d) “Legal” or similar limits on the “use” of the GF.
DERECOGNITION
The Girl Friend shall be derecognized:
1. at the end of the useful life of GF or flirting term whichever is earlier, or
2. when no future physical benefits are expected from her use or her disposal to your friend.
DISCLOSURE
The flirting statement shall disclose, for each “class” of GF:
• age of GF
• complexion, face cut and “other” necessary “cuts”
• the useful life of each GF
• email address, residential address and mobile no. of each GF
• any “special” benefits that may have been derived from the GF
27 September 2006
.......what my name means......
R >Sexy Body- means you have the ideal body
O >You're an awesome person.
W >You are very broad minded.
E >You have a nice ass
N >You are absolutely beautiful.
A >Damn good kisser.
> A- Damn good kisser.
> B- Good all around person.
> C- You're wild & crazy.
> D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
> E-You have a nice ass
> F- People totally adore you.
> G- You never let people tell you what to do.
> H- You have a very good personality and looks.
> I- You get hyper easily.
> J- Everyone loves you.
> K- You like to try new things
> L- You live to have fun.
> M- Success comes easily to you.
> N- You are absolutely beautiful/handsome.
> O- You're an awesome person.
> P- You are popular with all types of people.
> Q- You are a hypocrite.
> R- Sexy Body- means you have the ideal body
> S- Easy to fall in love with.
> T- You're loyal to those you love.
> U- You really like to chill.
> V- You are not judgemental.
> W- You are very broad minded.
> X- You never let people tell you what to do.
> Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
> Z- You're a little too hard to find.
15 September 2006
a day in an auditors life
1. Read all your rubbish mails sitting in your inbox a year ago coming from friends and joker office mates.
2. Send forwarded mails to friends and joker officemates and remind them that you still exist even if you think your not.
3. Try to get a sleep in the toilet.
4. Ask bullshit questions to clients to annoy them and eventually let you take your nap so that they can do their job.
2. Send forwarded mails to friends and joker officemates and remind them that you still exist even if you think your not.
3. Try to get a sleep in the toilet.
4. Ask bullshit questions to clients to annoy them and eventually let you take your nap so that they can do their job.
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